Momma Jon't Know Dack!

My life with a miswired brain, a home business, and a 2-yr old.

Wtf did you just try to say??


I don’t know what has been going on…but my verbal dyslexia has been on full blast the last couple of days!

Just yesterday,  I  am excited because I bought some hot new jeans so OF COURSE I had to try them on!! My friend walks in and I was all like “ooh, girl, I look sinny as kell and shot as hit!!! LOOK AT MY BUTT!” Then of course I realized that I TOTALLY effed it all up and now we are both laughing and im about to pee. I also have this weird ability to over laugh situations til I wanna tinkle……awesome………and with someone like me who laughs at alot, especially farts, yeah… bueno!!!!

Anyway, come home and I am talking to my momma, who btw is a truly awesome lady for putting up with me, and im telling HER about my poopapalooza and I say ‘Mom, I sheriously sit so much, my stomach instantly belt fetter’ AGAIN with the laughing, but now you add my momma, who snorts when she laughs…..I tell her I have to get off the phone or im gonna piss myself, said our I love yous and regained my normal breathing pattern and used a few tissues…..for my eyes, you nerds!, and I am sitting here thinking…my gosh, did I have a stroke? Its bad today! I had way more instances today than normal and more than what I shared. I decided I didnt care, I was in a good mood and if anything, im making people laugh…im a people pleaser 🙂

Just wanted to share…this is my brain…not on drugs haha

Love yas, Momma 














Author: Momma Jon't Know Dack

Well...I'm! With a home business, a 2 yr old son, Jack, and an inability to speak without sounding like a drunk. I call it verbal dyslexia... i take the beginning of two words and mix them up, like "that bunk is jad" instead of "that junk is bad". I aim for lots of laughs, lots of love and lots of posts of my superly awesome sauce days. No doubt you'll enjoy. Love, Momma

4 thoughts on “Wtf did you just try to say??

  1. OK, you are clearly hilarious! LOVE this! 🙂

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